The Office

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take- Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

"Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck." - Dwight Schrute

"Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?"- Kevin Malone